America is the only nation in history which, miraculously, has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation (Clemenceau)

I like the girls who do

I like the girls who don't;

I hate the girl who says she will

And then she says she won't.

But the girl that I like best of all

And I think you'll say I'm right - 

Is the girl who says she never has

But looks as if she might (Max Miller)