Epitaph on a hypocondriacs gravestone:

'To my wife and my mother - 

I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL'

If the earth were the size of a full stop, the sun would be the size of a basketball... woooaaahhh

Think of a number, double it, add 10, divide by 2, subtract the number you first thought of.

Your answer is 5

The word 'Ambidextrously' contains 14 letters without repetition

Cryptic crossword clue:  Born again in evaporated milk (13)

A : Reincarnation